Friday, November 25, 2005

Missionary Transfer

Wo unto us, oh inhabitants of Brentwood (in North Spokane); for our beloved Elder Stahura did go the way of the Jungle and receive his transfer to Spokane Second Ward. May God have mercy on his soul, as he ministers to the inhabitants of the West Central Neighborhod, also know as Felony Flats for its abundant wickedness.

Elder Stahura's faithful companion, Elder Skaggs from Spanish Fork, Utah, visited our home as eventide fell upon us, and behold, it came to pass that he did introduce his new companion, Elder Jacobson of Las Vegas, Nevada, to the inhabitants of this household, yeah, even unto all the homes of Brentwood Ward. And it came to pass that those who were members of God's Church, and who made covenents with him in the waters of baptism, and yea, all those who did receive the Holy Ghost received him with rejoicing and an open heart.

And it came to pass, that I, Moses, did raise my voice unto these men of God and said, "Brethren, what testimony would you declare to all the ends of the earth by means of words I shall write?"

Elder Skaggs spoke first, and declared with deep solemnity of heart, "Wickedness never was happiness" (Alma 41:10).

Elder Jacobson also pondered what words he should send forth unto the nations, and with words of soberness he did declare, "The Lord delighteth in the chastity of women" (Jacob 2:28).

Interesting testimonies, aren't they? I'm going to see if I can get them to tell something a little more heart-felt and real.

Until then...happy blogging!

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